Golf career of Robert Vasquez

Main article: Robert Vasquez

The golf career of Robert Vasquez consists, to date, of practice. He plays twice a week and has never played a course.^[1] He describes himself as actually pretty good, an assessment that has not been exposed to a scorecard.

[edit]Status

Vasquez is still learning. He is at the stage of the sport that takes place entirely on a range, where every shot is a first shot and none of them count. Twice a week is a real commitment — more frequent than most people who own clubs — but it has produced no rounds, no handicap and no losses.^[1]

The record is therefore undefeated in the strictest possible sense.

[edit]The 165-yard 7 iron

On his third lesson Vasquez struck a ball 165 yards with a 7 iron, perfectly straight.^[1] It remains the single most-referenced event of his athletic record outside the bench press, and the entire evidentiary basis for the self-assessment above.

For a beginner it is a legitimate strike. For an established player it would be unremarkable. Its significance in the Vasquez record derives from ratio: one notable shot against three documented lessons.

[edit]Outlook

The obvious next event in this article is a first round on an actual course, at which point every figure in the table above becomes a real number and the undefeated record ends permanently.^[1] No date has been set.

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